freewayblogger

A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.

The FreewayBlogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.

by ScarlettPussyman1 March 23, 2008

freewayblogger

A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.

The freewayblogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.

by ScarlettP March 20, 2008

freewayblogger

A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.

The FreewayBlogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.

by ScarlettPussy11 March 21, 2008

freewayblogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his obvious cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.

The freewayblogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.

by ScarlettPussy March 21, 2008

Freebay

When you realise you're never going to sell any of your shit on ebay and you're reduced to giving it away

Stewie: Set 5 hours aside to sell my barry manilow record collection today, but my internet is down! Oh no!
Brian: Dude- you couldn't even FREEBAY that shit

Peter: I've beeen admiring your hairpiece all morning, it looks so authentic .....
Joe: I've decided to embrace my baldness, gonna sell this on Ebay
Peter: nah, how bout I freebay it off your hands right now dude?

by Fashfan September 3, 2010

freejaps

Sneakers or footwear with no know or popular name brand. You can feel good about buying and wearing them because yeah these my freejaps i cant scuff up my jordans!

I saiiiid. "These my freejaps i cant scuff up my jordans"

by Jojo1046 March 25, 2016

freejaculation

Spontaneous ejaculation. Just cumming without the work. Usually seen in the form of a wet dream.

"Dammit I just freejaculated thinking about doing her doggystyle"

"... yea freejaculation is a BITCH"

by I M A Dogg June 30, 2008