The Freckle Shits

The act of ingesting something that disagreed with your stomach, resulting with an explosive shit so powerful, that it ricochets of the toilet bowl and lands on your butt cheeks, thus resembling freckles.

Murphy ate the Curry Chicken Special earlier, and it sounds like he has a case of the freckle shits.

by Torra1187 June 3, 2010

satan's freckles

stale wheat toast made moist in the middle by the tears that come from my eyes from when my cousin tickles me too much

For dinner last night, I had expired yogurt, expired eggs, and a side of satan's freckles.

by definitely not you March 9, 2011

hair past a freckle

A way to reply to someone if they ask the time, though said person does not have a watch.

Stranger 1: What's the time?

Stranger 2: (Looks at his watchless wrist) Its a hair past a freckle.

by milo1000 July 22, 2011

Freckle the bowl

Shitting so bad it speckles the inside of the toilet bowl.

I'll be right back, I've got to freckle the bowl.

by James Jarvis September 9, 2005

freckles

Sunkisses or sunspots.

From being in the sun so long she has a lot of freckles

by AllyWally April 4, 2004

Freckle-crossed Lovers

Two people who care immensely for each other and due to their matching freckles, must be together.

Sorta like Star-crossed lovers But way cooler

My boyfriend and I are "Freckle-crossed Lovers"

by Emilyrosewhatever March 11, 2013

Freckle Withdrawal

The sense of bewilderment and pain one experiences shortly after parting with their ginger partner and their adorable freckles.

Brian: I miss you.

Katia: Me too it hurts. I’m having a serious freckle withdrawal right now.

by SuperKatGirl October 4, 2021