Frequency Burn

A rash, scab, cut, or pain of the penis that is NOT STD related. It is merely a rash, burn, skin tear, or scab from repeated use of the penis during a period of time without allowing the penis proper rest. Mainly from excessive masturbation, having an inexperienced girlfriend, a sex crazed girlfriend, or having sex with a dry grandma.

When you think you have something similar to an STD but you know it is impossible (you are not getting any)... Thank god... some peace of mind, it is merely Frequency Burn!

by Lingo The Pharmacist March 30, 2009

Freakquency

Duration of time between meeting freaks.

I thought this company was great, but the freakquency went off the charts when I met more of the old timers in the sales department.

I loved my time downtown for dinner, but about midnight the freakquency went parabolic when all the drunk and loud alternative lifestyle bar hounds showed up.

by plresultsman October 12, 2011

High Frequency

The act of getting a full on erection from the movie "Radio"

Paul had High Frequency when his parents, wife, children and pastor came into the room to have their weekly chili dinner.

by Yum--cake balls February 25, 2011

frequency grease

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"hey, Jones, this radio isn't working, go ask the commander for some more frequency grease." see also chemlight batteries

by living proof December 12, 2003

frequency max

fre·quen·cy max, the highest, and most common frequency at which maksim a jew indeginous to the brooklyn and queens areas of NY is consistantly vibrating at, this vibration frequency is known to climax at times when einsteinian quantum mechanics is mentioned, or when this particular variant of jew meets a she-jew and within 5 minutes declares engagement to be wed. a shorter name would be max, this particular jew has the ability to alter his frequency giving him the potential to disappear from sight as well as faze through walls and some times even time its self.

uhoh a documentary on eintein is being shown in modern physics, maksims frequency max is going to hit the roof today.

by David Cheng December 16, 2004

Low Frequency Bootilator

Another word for Notorious Abe behind the decks.

"She was fine, until she got zapped with the sounds of the Low Frequency Bootilator."

by Marcus Intalex May 18, 2003

Global Frequency

A a worldwide, independent defense agency, civilian-run by exactly one-thousand and one agents of varying skills and expertise (detectives, mechanics, assasins, pilots, etc). Lead by the enigmatic Miranda Zero and the supercomputer-of-a-babe and central dispatcher Aleph, they're called into action to clean up all the world-threatening junk that the government run organizations are typically unable to handle.

All the black projects, the mad science, the chilly encounters with the unknown, the Cold War traps... they're all sitting there like landmines. Eventually someone will trip over one of them. Global Frequency are there to catch them when they fall, and defuse the mines before they explode into mainstream consciousness and cause more pain and horror than they already have...

Are you on the Global Frequency?

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004