A 'Mini-Freakout' is the unsuccessful, near orgasm state of a severely drunken male receiving fellatio from his female partner.
Similar to multiple-orgasms, one can have multiple mini-freakouts. Most multiple mini-freakout occurrences have been known to yield precisely three mini-freakouts back-to-back. It is found that the three symbolizes the holy trinity of Christ found in one, or both partners. The father, represented by the male, the son represented by the impending semen ejaculation and the holy ghost represented by the mini-freakout itself, or as it is also known, 'ghost' semen.
A mini-freakout typically results in the male partner receiving bitter, short responses from his female counterpart for 30 minutes following the mini-freakout or as reported in some cases, a lifetime of atonement.
Similar to multiple-orgasms, one can have multiple mini-freakouts. Most multiple mini-freakout occurrences have been known to yield precisely three mini-freakouts back-to-back. It is found that the three symbolizes the holy trinity of Christ found in one, or both partners. The father, represented by the male, the son represented by the impending semen ejaculation and the holy ghost represented by the mini-freakout itself, or as it is also known, 'ghost' semen.
A mini-freakout typically results in the male partner receiving bitter, short responses from his female counterpart for 30 minutes following the mini-freakout or as reported in some cases, a lifetime of atonement.
"Hey man, I was getting blowies but I was blasted on Stoli Gold. I went thrice mini-freakout and felt the hand of God stopping me from releasing my seed pre-marriage!"
"Was it a mini-freakout or a case of the Dry Click?"
"Was it a mini-freakout or a case of the Dry Click?"
by Mini-Freakout-Master January 23, 2013
1. A song by The Reverend Horton Heat.
2. A "freakout" or crazy song of the psychobilly genre.
3. A deranged hillbilly on a drug trip.
2. A "freakout" or crazy song of the psychobilly genre.
3. A deranged hillbilly on a drug trip.
"It's.... it's.. IT'S A PSYCHOBILLY FREAKOUT!!" -Reverend Horton Heat
"Psychobilly freakout is an insane song, nigga.."
"They had to put Rufus in the mental institution the other day. He had a...a... Psychobilly Freakout!!"
"Psychobilly freakout is an insane song, nigga.."
"They had to put Rufus in the mental institution the other day. He had a...a... Psychobilly Freakout!!"
by bootybootybootybootyrockineverywhere July 22, 2007
The rush of emotions one feels when an automatic toilet flushes before one is finished with their "business". The emotions include, but are not limeted to: surprise, fear, anger, and frustration.
by Dr Lina P July 15, 2009
an individual with severe anger issues, outlet for his anger includes sodomizing ones anal cavity with a remote control, inflicting pain on one self with a shoe. Other acts of anger include hitting a car with a bat, smashing fathers guitar, climbing in a tree, smashing vacuums and general disorderly conduct.
hey did you see that wow freakout kid?
Dude i totally went wow freakout kid on her ass last night i just wrecked it.
Dude i totally went wow freakout kid on her ass last night i just wrecked it.
by German Freakout Kid December 31, 2010
When your limbs begin uncontrollably typing, in hopes that you will soon be reunited with the BEST antique dealer this side of the computer!
from Nancy Drew : Secret of Shadow Ranch. An interactiver computer game
from Nancy Drew : Secret of Shadow Ranch. An interactiver computer game
OMGGGGG I finished playing Nancy Drew:Secret of Shadow Ranch a while ago, and ever since then I've been having Mary Yazzie FREAKOUTS because it's been so long.
by Shorty Thurmond January 5, 2007
Guy: Dude fuck man, I got a 4 page essay for tomorrow on the first day of school. I hate school so much i think I'm going to move to Canada.
Guy2: No dude relax, its just the 48 hour freakout.
Guy2: No dude relax, its just the 48 hour freakout.
by Sir Tokesalot August 26, 2009
When you get high on ecstasy with your friends, find yourself in a backyard gnome garden and fuck your best friends girlfriend. He finds you both, has a giant cry-freakout and runs away making unintelligible weep noises of agony.
We were all having a good time, until he had his Ecstasy Cry Freakout.
by Kootsiak September 20, 2014