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Freakout

A sudden moment when you realize the decisions you made the night before were not the wisest. Freakouts generally occur in the early morning or late on Sunday evening. Typical freakouts consists of using the words "I'm sorry" "really!" "Whore" "re-evaluate" "I need to go to church" They also involve pacing back and forth in a room, shakes, face palms, and if bad enough tears. Freakouts generally take 24-48 hours to recover from and you will unfortunately not find your dignity. To avoid freakouts it is recommended to not go out. Ever.
Drunk ass 1: Monica.. Omg I'm having a freakout. Like REALLY wtf happened last night!

Drunk ass 2: well you were parking lot pimpin and I didn't want to interrupt
Drunk ass 1: I'm sorry! So you let me go home with a guy I met walking down the road
Drunk ass 2: yes

Drunk ass 1: seriously! Seriously.. I'm freakin out right now.
by Weeza30 May 6, 2013
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freakball

A Weird And Strange Person. Someone who does abnormal acts of weirdness.
Girl One: Hey.! I added That Boy From Youtube Who Had The Nice Hair On Facebook, I Like Found Him And Poked Him.

Girl Two: Dude, Really? You Freakball.
by IAddedCaptnDesDes June 19, 2011
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Mary Yazzie FREAKOUT

When your limbs begin uncontrollably typing, in hopes that you will soon be reunited with the BEST antique dealer this side of the computer!
from Nancy Drew : Secret of Shadow Ranch. An interactiver computer game
OMGGGGG I finished playing Nancy Drew:Secret of Shadow Ranch a while ago, and ever since then I've been having Mary Yazzie FREAKOUTS because it's been so long.
by Shorty Thurmond December 9, 2008
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freakhole

1:a site where is fun pictures and lots of porn pictures and gory pictures and all that in movie clips
2:hole that is full of freaks
by banana playa rokket September 26, 2003
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freakbody

someone who's horny 24/7; always tryin to mack on bitches; wants to pipe (fuck) all the time
1. yo cuz that nigga a freakbody, you see how he's spittin heavy game to them shortyz over there?

2. haha tyrone your a freakbody, i saw you on the block tryin to pull bitches like a pimp.
by young jay May 15, 2009
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Fanboy Freakout

When a MALE movie/tv/book/comic/music/etc. fan meets his favorite actor/ director/ author/ musician/ etc. and begins to panic like a small girl when she meets her favorite actor/ director/ author/ musician/etc. , which is to say that he begins screaming/ jumping around/ panicing/ hyperventalating/ crying or any other form of "freaking out"
Hugh Jackman: Hey there, mate. How would you like an autograph?
Fanboy: OHMYGODYOURHUGHJACKMANFROMSUCH MAJORMOTIONPICTURESASX-MEN, AUSTRALIA,VANHELSING, PRSTIGE,ANDFLUSHEDAWAYILOVEYOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
*passes out*
Fanboy's friend: Please excuse my friend for his Fanboy Freakout.
by Nick Obsuth February 22, 2009
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Facebook Freakout

1. The state of panic when facebook lags in the middle of a very important IM conversation
2. The rush of adrenaline you get when you log on to an unusually large amount of notifications
1. What the hell!? I'm having a Facebook Freakout right now! John just IM'd me and FB won't let me reply!!JK@!U*#HEUIBD
by HK62494 December 14, 2010
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