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fashtastrophy

A fashion disaster, fashion victim, fashion faux pas, wearing a regular clothing item in a way that highlights your incompatibility with the selection. Something no person can wear in public without causing alarm to SPCA or PETA. A person who is not able to purchase clothing that fits.
Anything worn by Lady Gaga is a fashtastrophy, anything worn by Cyndi Lauper in 1980's, Don Johnson in Miami Vice, the entire wardrobe of Dallas tv series, Eurotrash. Someone who isnt young or hot trying to get into a nightclub with a small outfit. Anyone who isnt Kylie Minogue wearing her clothing. Anyone who takes fashion advice from Britney spears.
by miroj July 6, 2010
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Flashtardian

One who turns on their emergency flashers while driving for no reason
Oh look the flashtardian is running their flashers.....Thank you Captain Obvious none of us would have seen the snow falling or the slick roads if you hadn’t turned on your flashers......
by Captain Obvious XXI November 29, 2018
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Fashtastic

Oy! Stefanie Rubin looks so Fashtastic today!
by zoom889 June 9, 2011
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Fashtastic

Oy! Stefanie looks so Fashtastic today!
by zoom889 June 2, 2011
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frastard

Noun. 1. A creative combination of the terms fucker and bastard.

2.A term of endearment, but only in certain circumstances, i.e., not around the elderly, prudes, or the clergy. It's just not done.
1. That dude just stole my guitar! What a frastard!

2. You bought me Heineken for my birthday?! C'mere you frastard!
by subibassist June 4, 2007
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flashtabulous

1. The art of being very photogenic.

2. An expression a photographer (usually a paparazzi) might use when he or she takes a great photograph of someone (usually a celebrity).
1. "That model is flashtabulous!"

2. "Britney Spears with her pants down?!? That's flashtabulous!"
by Goobershanker October 4, 2007
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flashtaging

Someone who over hashtags their tweets on Twitter to gain more exposure.
most #underrated #britpop band, without question: #supergrass #fuckyou #thingsweneedtochange

"I have to unfollow Steve on Twitter. I am sick of his flashtaging. I can't even get through a message with only 120 characters."
by Hashtag Failer September 2, 2011
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