fountains of wayne

A 72 year old store down the street from me that sells hideous Italian-style fountains between a hamburger place and a computer outlet.

Apparently there is also a band or some shit, I don't know. Something like that.

Hey, Doug! Have you picked up anything from your garden for this summer?

Why yes, Joesph, I did. Over at Fountains of Wayne.

by Max May 27, 2004

fountains of venus

The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.

The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.

Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.

by Malcuntent May 10, 2024

Fountaining

Fountaining is when you engage in oral sex with someone that has had a Tracheotomy in reverse. You insert your penis in the neck hole and maneuver it to come out through the mouth when you ejaculate causing a fountain effect.

I met Sally at the bar after her Trach surgery and I gave her a fountaining.

by Jerick452 January 5, 2025