pocket forensics

determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.

Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

facebook forensics

The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.

Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.

Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?

Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!

Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?

Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.

Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?

by theoneandonlyMD January 26, 2010

Forensic Management

The acts that management takes after a disaster usually of their own making.

The forensic management team reorganized, right-sized, and relocated after the merger.

by SequoiaMan December 4, 2009

foresock

A sock made from the foreskin of Deadpool that he is able to regenerate at such an alarmingly fast rate, he doesnt have to spend money at the craft store.

"Hey Wolverine, I made you pair of foresocks" - Deadpool
"But theres only two in a pair, not four" - Wolverine

by Lack Of Content July 24, 2023

forensicator

A participant in the speech half of a forensics competition; a public speaker. This noun is found within the forensics lexicon, but not the English one.

"While you are all fine forensicators," said Joe, "that trophy is surely mine."

by notionridiculous March 8, 2008

Forensic Proctologist

Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died

Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.

I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.

by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009

forensics

1.The application of science to law.

2. There are many types of forensics (Science,Accounting,Psychology etc...)

3. a wierd word.

1. attorney: this is your hair isn't it?
boy: yes, it is.

2. i'm going to be a forensic psychologist or scientist...you'll see!

3. dude, that's like, so forensic!

by Grr8jon October 12, 2004