Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.

Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."

by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013

the fool's golden rule

If it was done to me, I can do it do you.

That dipshit JARemeee thinks its okay to be a dick, because somebody taught him the fool's golden rule. What a pleb.

by anonymous December 28, 2020

Fools Gold Digger

A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.

I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.

by JSteezy83 April 7, 2009

Fools Gold

A bowl of resin that is covered with kif in order to trick your friends.

My friend frowned as he realized that he was smoking fools gold.

by Bound to the flo October 27, 2009

fools gold

an unexpected variation of the hot lunch; post-coital anal sex in which semen dribbles onto the chest of one's partner

mary went looking for fun but steve instead served up a hot dish of fools gold

by foolio-pc February 2, 2007

Fools Gold Loaf

A meal or a sandwich (whatever u call it) which consists of a pound of the grape jelly, pound of a peanut butter, one loaf and a thick sliced fried bacon..

Person 1: did u ate the entire Fools Gold Loaf?
Person 2: yes I did!?
Person 1: boy, you're fat!

by DawyM November 12, 2010

Fools Gold

A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.

My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fool.... yup he is fools Gold

by Sheshelsp June 10, 2022