I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.
by Prince of Dorkness October 2, 2013
Get the Folgers Gristlesmug. by Speabody15 October 5, 2010
Get the super folgersmug. Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012
Get the Folger's Morningmug. A girl with a very loose vagina. The name comes from the fact that fucking them can be related to fucking an empty folgers can.
Dude, I didn't feel a thing.
Is that because you have a small dick.
No, its because she is a folgers girl.
Is that because you have a small dick.
No, its because she is a folgers girl.
by fvza4 November 18, 2009
Get the Folgers girlmug. da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.
we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.
at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.
if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.
at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.
if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?
Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.
Kid #1: ME TOO!
Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.
Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.
Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET
Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.
Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.
Kid #1: ME TOO!
Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.
Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.
Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET
Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.
by iheartshakespearesomuch December 13, 2010
Get the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Programmug. Folgering is the deliberate rewrite of an article by another website without giving the original source any credit.
This term was originated by Philebrity.com in regards to the nbcphiladelphia.com conspiracy that nbcphiladelphia.com deliberately rewrites a news story of any worth that is not generated from a press release that nbcphiladelphia.com is not already getting.
This term was originated by Philebrity.com in regards to the nbcphiladelphia.com conspiracy that nbcphiladelphia.com deliberately rewrites a news story of any worth that is not generated from a press release that nbcphiladelphia.com is not already getting.
If Chris Krewson cannot stop nbcphiladelphia.com from large-scale rewriting/folgering your stories, no one can.
by James Bressi August 4, 2009
Get the folgeringmug. Another term for ABV, or Already Been Vaporized, marijuana, after it's been used up in a vaporizer (i.e Volcano, DaVinci, etc.) to it's fullest vaporizing capacity. It ends up looking very dark brown and granular, much like Folger's instant coffee, hence the name.
by Ponsonby Britt September 18, 2012
Get the folgeredmug.