Crotch Flakes

The type of pants that have a whitish design around the crotch to give the pants a "worn" look. When the two legs are put together, this design could form a snow-flake-like image.

"I just picked up a pair of the new Old Navy Crotch Flake jeans."

"I'm bringing my new Crotch Flakes on vacation."

by Jenustegan November 7, 2005

Fakesgiving

A celebration of Thanksgiving not taking place on the actual holiday. Usually taking place due to some conflict with celebrating Thanksgiving on its respective day.

I went to my moms house for Fakesgiving because I will be spending Thanksgiving with my dad.

by kellerma November 15, 2009

Hot Special Flakes

The act of sprinklng your dandruff onto a girls face, then Spaffing on to the dandruff flakes, producing a warm porridge like substance.

Did you make Emma breakfast this morning?
Yes, I gave her a huge serve of hot special flakes in bed.

by Not my real name June 7, 2012

Fakespeare

That which is uttered that doth sound of the Bard but cometh not of his pen.

(Fake + Shakespeare = Fakespeare)

1) Fakespeare of the punning style, such as this Richard-III-esque line: "Now is the winter of our disco tent."

2) Fakespeare of the "damn, I've forgotten my line" style, such as: "The king wears heels; yet O! I know not why."

by Operactress May 17, 2011

bum flakes

a public place where there is some fluff or dry skin. Mainly on seats or toilets.

Did you see the crusty bum flakes on the seat

by Johnm22.11 June 21, 2019

Plenty of Flakes

Plenty of Flakes is the alternate definition to POF which often refers to the dating website Plenty of Fish.

Whether they've met in real life yet or not POF(Plenty of Flakes) users have SO many options they commonly disregard set plans with one person if:
1. a better fish comes along,
2. they simply can't keep track of all their dating activity,
3. they're plain chicken to meet the other person in the real,
4. worldthey're selfish pricks with no common decency or mutual respect and chose to do something else,

Drew: "How'd it go with what's her pickle on Friday?"
Marc: "Typical POF girl she no showed and left me sitting around like a dummy then wouldn't reply to my texts... Plenty of Flakes!"
Drew: "Never give 'em a Friday..."

by tylerdurden44 June 19, 2010

Pudding Flakes

Smeared dried shit that fall into your underwear like dandruff much like small flakes.

Mark "Wow last nights pizza and beer had me wiping forever"
Nick "In a few hours your going to have pudding flakes"

by illskillz March 9, 2008