Flying a kite

To be high on ketamine.

I was totally flying a kite last night and I had the worst k-hole.

by monsieur kite December 25, 2010

flying a kite

Nylon toy believed to have been made over 3000 years ago. optimal pastime on a warm windy day

i was flying a kite around my beautiful malibu estate

by brad "b-rad" gluckman September 1, 2007

Flying the kite

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.

by Smysizzle July 3, 2011

Flying a kite

When someone is in public and they are visually and physically high

Hey man are you flying a kite right now?

by WolfKing54 January 24, 2019

flying a kite

Flying a kite is code for smoking weed. It is used when you’re so high you feel like you’re in the clouds; and especially used when you’re around or talking to people who don’t smoke so you don’t want them to lose respect for you, stoner.

Friend 1: hey, whats up??
Friend 2: oh not much, just flying a kite
Friend 1: in this weather???

by grubbs4777 March 31, 2020

flying the furry kite

The process of taking your wayward German Shepherd on a walk on a long line as he veers around and you desperately try and stay on your feet.

Just been down on the beach flying the furry kite

by DHomer June 29, 2022