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Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.
MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!
by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010
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fluttering bird

When one sporadically shakes his/her hand in the air (like a fluttering bird)to distract opponent and sucker punch them with their other hand with extreme prejudice
Person 1: What was that you said, biatch! Here comes the fluttering bird!

Person 2: SHIT, that hurt, biatch!
by ben de la cruz April 5, 2005
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Flutternuts

The feeling you get during oral right as your ejaculating but they keep going anyways.
That girl was crazy man, we got at it and she kept going and going... she gave me some serious flutternuts.
by Vexray November 1, 2016
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flettering

to fill in the space of a closed alphabet letter (Aa, Bb, Dd, e, g, Oo, Pp, Qq, R) with a pencil or pen
I was so bored in English I started flettering in the textbook
by DurkNation November 17, 2009
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fluttering wind tunnel

when a gay guy farts on another gay guys dick during anal sex
last night my boyfriend gave me a fluttering wind tunnel
by danjlmart March 29, 2009
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Fluttering Asshole

Someone or something capable of making noise but nothing intelligible.
Did you see his latest tweet? Dude's a fluttering asshole!
by TrekinMad October 17, 2019
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flattering yourself

When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.

Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.
Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”

Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“
by ferngully0 August 11, 2021
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