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fluffing the hobo

(v) Preparing a homeless person's dick for a porn shoot.
After striking out at the bar, I went downtown and had to settle for fluffing the hobo.
by Austin Pealy December 3, 2007
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Fluffing the Pillows

The behaviors that follow after someone masturbates and wishes for nobody to know about it. Behaviors include fluffing pillows, spraying air freshener and taking the TV off mute.
Karen: Hi, how are you?
Lorraine: Fine, just finished a pile of laundry.
Karen: Good, good. I just got pack from the dentist. I'm running a bath. I might as well get one now. I won't be able to go in the lounge 'til Jamie's finished fluffing the pillows.
by 19CharacterUsername June 23, 2009
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Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.
A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin
by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009
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Fluffburger

A FLUFFBURGER is the reality or area between an actual lie and a wish. One can make a promise without the means of achieving an objective. The promise is surely wishful thinking (not an actual lie) but in reality not supported with a path -means-or substantive resources to achieve that goal. The individual rendering a FUFFBURGER could be naïve-coy- or just your garden variety of today's typical politician. The motivation for a FUFFBURGER can have various degrees of sinister intent or can just be a facet of the FLUFFBURGER'S personality.
The promise to lower taxes and improve the quality of life was an old fashion FLUFFBURGER.
by Antoninus AAAA February 11, 2017
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fluffage

The act of fluffing ones testicles or someone fluffing ones testicles.
By physically relocating the (testis,testes)testicles and scrotum by hand to ease mild irritation and gain much comfort.
Gently grasp,or have your significant other,gently grasp your shit and move it around a little. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That feels sooooo goood......... :)
This is fluffage ladies and he will appreciate it!
by Horndog69A December 26, 2006
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fluffing

The act of increasing your friends' self-esteem by complimenting him or flirting with him, even if you have no real interest in dating him.
Don't worry about me and Eric, I was just fluffing him up.
by Rabid Nozomi September 20, 2009
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fluffmongo

Mattias, a guy being a fluffy mongo.
by doze March 27, 2004
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