This is a sexual position/activity where you suspend the partner on the ceiling fan so that he/she is in the air parallel with the floor. As your partner rotates, you cockslap them continuously. When you're ready to ejaculate, stop your partner's rotating and cum in their mouth. Make them rotate again and have your partner spit the jizz out, making it "rain."
by Da Kroo September 18, 2009
Invented by youtuber Graystillplays, a floridian maze is a spiral type maze that instead of getting lost inside, you give up as it can stretch to 1000's of miles or until save file breaks.
by Almightytoaster June 4, 2020
When a Male explodes his semen all over the floor and the partner lays on the floor and makes angels having a similar effect as a snow angel but with semen.
Tootie: Sam, I would love it if you ejaculated all over my floor
Sam: why?
Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".
Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?
Tootie: the more the merrier
Sam: why?
Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".
Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?
Tootie: the more the merrier
by Bootybandit13 December 29, 2014
Some dude was trying to buy a gun and showed his driver's license, the guy buying the gun said son, floridian fail.
by Fat Elvis Rebel September 16, 2009
That Central Florida time of year where it is technically autumn (October - December) but it doesn't feel like it.
Temperatures usually range from the 70s to the 90s, with slight winds. Only the low (70) degree weather and occasional chills distinguish Floridian Autumn from Floridian Summer.
Temperatures usually range from the 70s to the 90s, with slight winds. Only the low (70) degree weather and occasional chills distinguish Floridian Autumn from Floridian Summer.
That Floridian Autumn was very mild.
by JamesVonHure October 20, 2008
The typical breakfast of your average inhabitant of the state of Florida. Usually consisting of a combination marijuana/tobacco joint or cigarette and a glass of Florida Orange Juice.
by Raschkor February 13, 2012
An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN troll Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike him for his trolling activities. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians.
by saint November 10, 2004