Floridian Breakfast 

The Act of cumming on orange slices and feeding them to your girl while you smoke a fat joint

“Dude My girl wanted to have a Floridian Breakfast this morning”

Floridian Breakfast by Count Cockula October 7, 2019

Floridian Breakfast 

The typical breakfast of your average inhabitant of the state of Florida. Usually consisting of a combination marijuana/tobacco joint or cigarette and a glass of Florida Orange Juice.

Ain't nothing better than a Floridian breakfast after a hard night of partyin' doe.

Floridian Breakfast by Raschkor April 1, 2012

floridian breakfast 

you make sweet love to a woman and then fall asleep in her arms. THEN, as she sleeps you arise from your slumber and ejaculate your seed on her back. In the morning once its a little crusty you peel it off and the oblivious female is served breakfast in bed...floridian style

floridian breakfast is a frequent hobby of many females at northview highschool.

floridian breakfast by c pratt August 9, 2006

Floridian Breakfast 

The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.

Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.

Floridian Breakfast by CatDaddy2022 February 3, 2024