Flooging

Molding a piece of feces into the shape of a penis and then varnishing it to use as a dildo.

"You want to floog tonight."
"I'm always flooging"

by deku'swilly February 26, 2025

Floog

melon munchers , chicken bone suckers , big lipped monkeys , dark skinned retards, grape koolaid sippin bitches

i saw one of them floogs walking down the street (obviously holding chicken)

by weewee cum March 8, 2022

Floog

When you bust in someone’s mouth and they use it as oral lube and when their done they let it splash all over

She flooged me last night and cleanup took an hour

by BlueCrew#2 April 11, 2024

Flooge

An outdated weed inhalation device, typically used with a different type of weed, referred to as “Wreed”. Wreed is inhaled from the flooge, leading to make one feel “tweaked”

“No way bro you got a Flooge???”
“I just took the fattest hit of this Flooge and i’m tweaking.”

by Joe_Knerry May 27, 2022

Scruff Flooging

When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.

Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.

Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!

by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025