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Floorsexual

A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.

It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.

They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.

They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.
A young white haired boy is laying, face down on the carpet. This is a floorsexual.
by NowakiStar November 10, 2010
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Flomosexual

a man who attempts flow, but actually only looks gay.
"Wow. Did you see Tom Brady's new haircut? What a flomosexual."

"Dude, that style just isn't working for you. All you accomplish is being the worlds biggest flomosexual."
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Florasexual

The sexual attraction to plants...
What the fuck is swong with you?
"Hey dude, I'm a Florasexual"
"Dude wtf is wrong with you?
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Clocksexual

Someone whose sexuality is dependent on the time of day.
“there is no clocksexual“ -Nil
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Fucksexual

Fucksexual is being slut for saying Fuck
guy 1: moo
guy 2:so guy 2 is a fucking cow now
guy 3:oh your Fucksexual
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forksexual

Some one who is sexuly atrracted to forks
O my god i am so forksexual just the way the fork looks
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flosexual/romantic

A term used by people who are attracted to femininity, but not specifically any gender. A person could be attracted to a feminine woman, but not a masculine woman, or a feminine man, but not a masculine man, or a fem-presenting non-binary person, rather than anything otherwise.
I identify as flosexual/romantic, which means I am sexually attracted to feminine people, regardless of what gender they identify as.
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