The term "Floater" in a sexual context is used when consenting sexual penetration is attained, yet sexual motion does not occur.
One may think to themselfs this is the stupidest thing theyve ever heard of, yet due to mormons in Utah county that tend to put twists on what their religion tells them (and them being stupid enough to agree to it, like no booty prior to domestic incarceration) -Some hold that this circumvents their religions' ruling & is an easier way to passify something sexual (as opposed to the weekend marriage angle)
One may think to themselfs this is the stupidest thing theyve ever heard of, yet due to mormons in Utah county that tend to put twists on what their religion tells them (and them being stupid enough to agree to it, like no booty prior to domestic incarceration) -Some hold that this circumvents their religions' ruling & is an easier way to passify something sexual (as opposed to the weekend marriage angle)
Shit bro, did you bang Becky yet? She's lookin hot as all fuck today...
Well, kinda sorta
HTF do you kinda sorta bang a girl?
Well she's a bit more mormon than her cousin that I bung'd & we had to tap dance around the whole no sex before marriage thing.
Ok, so uhh... HTF did you do that?
We had a floater...
WTF is a floater?
Well, you know... Its when youre cockdeep in a girl, but youre not having sex with her.
So umm... Youre in her guts, just standing/lying/whatevering there talking about CNN and nothing happens?
Well, yea...
Umm, dude... Thats soo stupid, I think my future children just lost a couple IQ points...
Well, kinda sorta
HTF do you kinda sorta bang a girl?
Well she's a bit more mormon than her cousin that I bung'd & we had to tap dance around the whole no sex before marriage thing.
Ok, so uhh... HTF did you do that?
We had a floater...
WTF is a floater?
Well, you know... Its when youre cockdeep in a girl, but youre not having sex with her.
So umm... Youre in her guts, just standing/lying/whatevering there talking about CNN and nothing happens?
Well, yea...
Umm, dude... Thats soo stupid, I think my future children just lost a couple IQ points...
by I-Like-to-bang-normal January 16, 2014
Get the Floatermug. *EXAMPLE*
I am: Goth, Emo, Sk8er, Gamer, Punk, and Gangsta, so instead of saying all that, i call myself a Floater
I am: Goth, Emo, Sk8er, Gamer, Punk, and Gangsta, so instead of saying all that, i call myself a Floater
by SystemRulez December 3, 2006
Get the Floatermug. by Whsbnd December 10, 2009
Get the Floatermug. 1). A floater is a crumb of communion bread that is deposited when multiple people eat a piece of communion bread first and then drink out of the same communion cup. Typically seen when children take their first communion.
2). Occurs when someone poops in a pool. You can be relaxing by the pool and see a giant turd float past you, also known as a "floater."
3). A fat guy floating in an inter-tube either in a lazy river or a creek. Usually very slow-moving and impedes river traffic.
2). Occurs when someone poops in a pool. You can be relaxing by the pool and see a giant turd float past you, also known as a "floater."
3). A fat guy floating in an inter-tube either in a lazy river or a creek. Usually very slow-moving and impedes river traffic.
by stinky-poop-fart August 2, 2022
Get the Floatermug. by Rem Show September 24, 2016
Get the Floatermug. 1. A highly overlooked modern rock band with songs like "Cinema" "Endless II" "Independance Day" etc. They are as far from Mainstream as you can get, having never been on MTV even though they're hugely popular to the few who know of them. They often do live concerts..
2. Alternatively, the word "Floater" is more commonly known as a piece of feces that will not flush down the toilet and thus "Floats" on the surface.
2. Alternatively, the word "Floater" is more commonly known as a piece of feces that will not flush down the toilet and thus "Floats" on the surface.
1.Yo man, I saw Floater live last night! they were fuckin' awesome!
2. Don't go in that bathroom, some fat bastard left a gnarly floater in there!
2. Don't go in that bathroom, some fat bastard left a gnarly floater in there!
by Andrew187 April 26, 2005
Get the Floatermug. by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018
Get the Floatermug.