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Necro Beastial Badger Feltching

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005
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fletching cape

the 2nd noobiest cape in runescape. often trimmed by a cooking cape.
noob: i got a fletching cape trimmed by cooking cape! me: fuck off noob
by Sqkuid Ward October 20, 2008
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feltching

To remove sexual fluids from partners anus via sucking or licking
After Brad's magnum size penis finished in my ass, he began feltching his load out of it.
by Spurlin March 3, 2009
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skittle feltching

v. the act of inserting skittle candies into the vagina, waiting 10-15 minutes, and then eating said skittles out of the vagina
jenny- "i have a horrible yeast infection from skittle feltching last week "
by andrew rrrrrrrrrrrr May 29, 2009
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Fletschinger

A leprechaun like creature, that often partakes in adventures with crazy antics.
Your fucking brother is such a fletschinger!!
by Stu Pickles September 21, 2005
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flutching

The act of lying on one's back with legs crossed in the air, holding one's breath repeatedly as long as possible, often while holding a pillow, blanket or stuffed animal (also known as a stuffy") very close to or over one's face. Flutching is most often done by children usually as a form of self-soothing.
Q: "What is that kid doing over there...some sort of weird contortionist act?"

A: "No, she's just flutching."
by zandksmom June 2, 2011
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feltching straw

the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.
david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.
by mtrim78 September 11, 2016
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