The cat like alien creature that Captain Marvel keeps as a pet. While it may appear as a normal cute Earth cat, inside it's mouth contains a shit ton of tentacles, smaller mouths and even pocket dimensions and bubbles of time.
Rocket Raccoon - *Trying to kill Chewie the Flerken* You have a Flerken on your ship!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!
by slangctionary March 31, 2019
Get the Flerken mug.A flerb is a form of measurement. The equation for flerbs changes daily. They are so many variables in the equation that there is no way for you to figure out what those variables stand for, thus making the measurement useless. The measurement might be useless, but flerbs are vary useful for writing on math tests when you don't know the answer. That number of flerbs might be equal to the answer of the question.
"Today's equation for flerbs is - (a + b) - arc length of semicircle x volume of box."
The variables aren't defined at all. You have no idea what a and b stand for, or what semicircle I'm talking about, or what box I'm talking about.
The variables aren't defined at all. You have no idea what a and b stand for, or what semicircle I'm talking about, or what box I'm talking about.
by track.fruit22 June 1, 2021
Get the Flerb mug.a fictional magical property of persepective believed to be true by flat earth proponents to explain why the bottoms of distant objects can't be seen without admitting that the earth is sphere
You can't see the Roger's Centre across Lake Ontarion from Niagara-on-the-Lake because of flerspective.
by Keigh See April 19, 2018
Get the Flerspective mug.A more appropriate term for the slack-jawed mental midgets that failed all science classes so hard that they believe is an idea debunked over 2000 years ago that the planet we live on is flat!
Flermin wanna believe in something opposite to the fucking photographic evidence we have since the 60s, they should be sterilized
by zerocool6687 April 19, 2018
Get the Flermin mug.by Broad Earth December 8, 2016
Get the FLERMIN mug.An expression used when judging someone for attempting to do something cunty or for trying to look fierce while failing miserably.
Flerq is the antonym of Werq
Flerq is the antonym of Werq
Oh gurl look at that queen flerqing over there she's got glued in extensions and a broken heel and she still thinks she is serving while she flerqs all over the place LEL
by GBDM January 5, 2014
Get the Flerq mug.When you're an independent gyal but want some of that good good on the side- you're flerking. You're werking and flirting
by flerker May 17, 2018
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