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flat stanley steamer

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.
flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.
by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010
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I'll Just Flat Stanley

When the situation is awkward or you dislike the idea of something due to it being awkward or unusual; you then feel as you become paper thin or a cardboard cut out.
"I'll just Flat Stanley." Eric said after the joke flipped.
by NerdEmperor14 March 3, 2026
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Flat Virgin Stanley

One who has never been flat stanlied.
He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.
by xxScarlettSavagexx January 8, 2011
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Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal
The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.
by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017
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