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flarnk

An onomatopoeical expression used when describing a particularly memorable fart.
1.God, I remember that FLARNK that came out of your ass. It cleared the room.

2. Who flarnked a fart?
by Fart Flooper and Flarnker September 8, 2004
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flarpy blunderguff

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.
"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia
by C.M.fan January 23, 2014
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tard flare

A person's stupidity flares up when they make a totally retarded remark.
Larry had a tard flare when he said George W. Bush was the greatest president ever.
by WildBill8844 March 1, 2015
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Flarmies

Flabby upper arms... Flarmies
She was attractive in general but had these flabby upper arms... If she worked out she might be able to get rid of those flarmies.
by mrbeachguy July 29, 2009
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Flarhgunnstow

An exotic, modern, sophisticated and sensual dance performed most famously by Tayne of the Tim and Eric show (Paul Rudd).

Used primarily as a form of exotic entertainment the Flarhgunnstow originated in the Zaporizhzhya region of the Ukraine in the 1940s. Popularized throughout the next two decades the dance became remarkably popular. Popularity had waned, but recently there has been a resurgance of its performance in ballroom and discotheque alike.
I like my Flarhgunnstow 4d3d3d3 enabled
by karmafeast May 4, 2010
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Flarndip

An uninvited grasper of cone, a masher, a hustler
You mean Rodney was behaving like a flarndip?”

“Flarndip?”

“Flarndip — an uninvited grasper of cone, a masher, a hustler.”
by Mr. Singh10101010101 January 16, 2011
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FLARMS

The fat and jiggly arms of an obese person when wearing a tank top, tank dress, or sleeve-less shirt.
The fat lady flailed her FLARMS when her team scored a touchdown.
by Eddie Monahan May 31, 2007
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