FlapJacker

1.One who has sweaty sexual intercourse with another that weighs over 300 fucking pounds!

2. Flapjack- a adj. replacing "gay".

Intercourse with "Don Vito" from VIVA LA BAM would be an act of flapjackerism.

2. You're so flapjack.

by r0gu3 July 2, 2006

Flapjacker

A creepy, unregistered sex offender who sneaks into young, unsuspecting girls houses and engages them in sexual intercourse. This particular kind of intercourse involves pancakes, syrup, berries or any other kind of pancake topping.

Dude, I totally pulled a Flapjacker on my gf last night!

by Pancake Fluffer April 4, 2011

Flapjacket

A coat made of pancakes

My flapjacket is super yummy

by Soylent_Magenta May 24, 2017

Flapjacked

For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.

Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!

by Christo357_1369 September 11, 2019

Flapjacked

The state of being both fat and muscular

That man is flapjacked

by Twistamoneus December 13, 2020