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Double flap snail

When someone slaps you arm once with each hand and then slides their hand under your arm and says double flap snail
Dude that was a gnarly double flap snail. ~S. Brown
by Middle breek brazy October 5, 2017
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flap snot

The lubrication that is created within a woman's vagina when sexually aroused. May be found in the folds of the inner and outer lips.
I fingered her pussy and my hand got covered in flap snot.
by Playaskillz May 19, 2006
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flap snap

The female equivalent of a dick pic, the flap snap is a mercifully theoretical image. Thought to be the "star of Wormwood" referenced in Revelation 10:8, the flap snap is a harbinger of the apocalypse. That a woman would engage in the ill-advised practice of taking tightly framed shots of her genitalia (until then the sole province of misguided men) signals the end not only of justified body shame and common sense, but also the world.
Certain interpretations of the writings of Nostradamus hold that the flap snap will be taken on a gold iPhone 5S.

"Star of Wormwood" or not, the subject of the flap snap is no stranger to wood, or worms.
by 윗닉 November 12, 2013
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flap straps

When a fat girls back fat bulges and or hangs over her bra straps
"Holy crap Kainalu's girlfriend has some mean flap straps!"
by Mauipino June 23, 2009
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Flap Slapping

A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.
On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping
by Doctor Bozzknocker May 1, 2010
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Flap Strapper

A woman that is so large that you have to strap her flaps to get to the goods
The woman rosemary on "shallow hal" is a Flap Strapper
by partyboys December 23, 2011
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flap slapper

by borat_is December 9, 2008
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