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flaniganed

To completely fuck something up. To be completely fucked.
"Did you hear Dick flaniganned his new Prius? He wrapped it around a tree."

"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."
by micromanagedman August 21, 2016
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fennigantatious

Dishonest, deceitful, devious, destructive, and delusional. Someone who has a way over-inflated opinion of themselves for no reason, has no noteworthy accomplishments. A person who pretends to have integrity and good character but has none. A person who dominates and monopolizes every conversation and within seconds turns the conversation to themselves to brag about things they have done or seen or will do, things that are not notable in any way. Someone who thinks they are smarter than others but they aren't smart enough realize others ridicule them for their ignorant and oh-so-self-important behavior. Someone who pats themselves on the back endlessly.
Man, why did you post that stupid shit in your sports club egroup? Do you enjoy being laughed at and ridiculed? Way to be fennigantatious, bro.
by Bham Caver January 27, 2018
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Seamus Finnigan

Seamus Finnigan is a minor character in the Harry Potter series. He is desribed as having snady hair, freckles and being short. He is often used as comic relief and is best known througout the series for blowing things up, his Irish accent and is friendship with fellow Gryffindor Dean Thomas. He holds no significant plot but is recurring in other plots. In the books he asks Sir Nichols de Mimsy-Porpington how he can be nearly headless, but in the film the line is given to Hermione Granger. He explodes a feather while attempting to levitate it in a Charms lesson, a goblet of water as he attempted to turn it into rum ( and Ron Weasley claims once managed a weak tea before an explosion) and his potion in his sixth year Potions class with Prof. Slughorn. He saved Harry Potter from dementors in Deathly Hallows. In Order of the Phoenix he argues with Harry about the claims of Voldemort's return, claiming he believes the Daily Propher and he refused to join Dumbledore's army, until later in the book/film when he apologies. In this sub-plot Harry insults his mother.
Finnigan is Irish, his mother a witch and his dad a muggle who he claimed left when he found out about Seamus' mother. His patronus is a fox and he is often shipped with Dean Thomas (deamus) or Lavendar Brown.
The phrase, 'I did a Seamus/Finnigan/Seamus Finnigan' can also mean 'I cause an explosion'.
He is played by Devon Murray.
1) Person 1 'RUN! I just did a Seamus Finnigan!'

Person 2 'WHAT!! You idiot!'

2) Person 1 'Did you Seamus Finnigan in that chapter?'

Person 2 'Yeah, so heroic saving Harry like that'

3) Person 1 'He's so sexy. So bloody Irish. I love him'

Person 2 'Oh, here you go on about bloody Seamus Finnigan again'
by ludii_90six January 1, 2012
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jolly flanagan

sexual maneuver. 1 chick 2 dicks overhead h.j. with double facial. excessive gagging. gob-strings and phlegm.
The crack whore picked up two strapping young gents at the bar and took them outside for a jolly flanagan in the alley.
by fork snorkel May 8, 2009
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Dirty Flanagan

A Dirty Flanagan is a commonly used term in Ireland. It is when a man drinks all his Irish Whiskey, he takes his penis and inserts it into the whiskey bottle and ejecaulates. He then shoves the bottle up the womans vagina/ Man's but.
Professor: Seamus where were you last night?
Seamus: I dont really know... but my friend Aiden told me that I got so wasted that he gave me a Dirty Flanagan.
Professor: Umm.... CAN I HAVE ONE!
by FLibbidy January 24, 2011
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Wuckleberry Finnigans

Aussie slang. A take on Wuckers that rolls off the tongue. Told in the stylings of Huckleberry Finn.
Friend: "Hey can you finish up this job for me?"
Me: "Yeah no Wuckleberry Finnigans"
by JODergy December 22, 2017
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To Pull a Flanagan

(v)The act of refusing to take a shit over an extended period of time, due to constapation, medical reasons, or lack of prime dumping conditions.

The origin of this word comes from accounts of Mr. Henry Flanagan's pulling of what was known as "The Nine day no Shit". Flanagan accomplished this feat in the summer of 1910 after experiencing sub-stadard bathrooms, and a prolonged canoe trip excusion on open water in the South Puget Sound. It is disputed by many leading historians whether this event actually occured. Yet many witness accounts give substantial proof that this really happened.

Here is Dr. Sean Simonsen's Account
"August 5th 1910, Day 7 on the expedition, it is very hot and sunny here in the south puget sound. The sailors are getting wary and are bitchin' about how they have been paddling for so long and its not fair that I haven't paddled once over this excursion. Henry has told me that he hasn't taken a shit over these 7 days... HOLY FUCK! HE HASNT TAKEN A SHIT IN SEVEN DAYS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!"

Although the this occurance is not yet validated, the phrase still survives.

and... trust me, It actually happened.
Guy 1: Dude, the bathrooms at this camp stink!

Guy 2: Yeah I know man, I think I'm gunna have To Pull a Flanagan.

Guy 1: But this camp is for 2 weeks!!! Man, your nasty!
by Jermango January 2, 2011
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