flakered

a person who is fake and pretends everyone is there best friend. Usually they come off to nice and kind, and you never hear from them until they either need you or they feel lonely.

Ted : That person is such a flakered.
Chris : Yeah, yesterday she came to my house and I havent seen her in years.

by DUDEDOIT! January 23, 2010

flaker

When lakers fail at basketball.

Hi, my name is _______ and I'm a FLAker!

by jaaseee May 28, 2010

flaker

Flaker is a form for homosexual activity between two person with huge and ugly lip.

Eyh, mofo stop flaking that ass.

by Henrik November 1, 2003

belly flaker

A man who masterbates on his stomach and fails to clean himself.

What a fucking belly flaker.

by Lou R August 28, 2006

mother flaker

Someone who repeatedly flakes on planned hang outs

1: Hey man so are we hanging out this weekend?

2: Yeah

-weekend-

1: Yeah so we hanging out today?

2: Oh no, i made plans.

1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.

by rearea August 11, 2012

flaker

There are only 2 types of people in the world who eat flake chocolate bars:
- women
- gays
.'. you're gay or a woman

"hey little phil, stop flaking it up, n00b"
"FLAKER!"

by Teh_Jake October 1, 2005

L.A. Flakers

An elite team of professional flake artists whom never follow through on things they commit to.

Charles said he would be here at eight o'clock!? He flakes out so much he must play for the L.A. Flakers.

by cmeuse July 18, 2011