Flognart

A degree of measurement comparable to a cunt hair.

Our scale is accurate within a 10th of a flognart.

by marked4deth January 13, 2009

flagnore

when a woman takes her hands and spreads her vagina out as far as possible. next she produces excrement from the hole. the excrement is the flagnore.

"Dude ur such a flagnore brett!"

by jeffery fakename June 14, 2009

Pulling a Flanary

Overcomplicating things to the point of making people want to kill themselves. Addressing people condescending and calling them by their first name.

"John was really pulling a Flanary writing those new tax codes. He sure is an asshole."

by Flanary May 18, 2020

flagarbious

word used when there is nothing to say; as in a conversation

lex said," that is stoke"
cain said,"that is flagarbious"

by lexavier black August 30, 2006

flagwart

Someone who embarasses (themselves and) their country with rude, stupid, or inappropriate behaviour, particularly in the news or when travelling abroad. Can also refer to someone who is zealously patriotic; often a politician or sports reporter.

Do you ever notice that the flagwarts always get tickets in the first three rows at the olympics?

Only a flagwart would wear a USA jersey to a Brazil/Argentina soccer match.

Did you see that flagwart on CNN? He's so wrapped in the flag, it almost strangled him.

by YerluvinunclePaul September 23, 2010

flagtard

A person most likely from Oklahoma who is dangerously obsessed with OU football. They are easily identified because they like to fly OU flags from their homes and SUV's. The flagtard may also have a large collection of other OU merchandise such as sweatshirts, hats, bumperstickers, and autographed footballs.

Carol had twenty three OU flags adorning her Cadillac Escalade which made her the ultimate flagtard.

by Gondargle December 24, 2003

flargnarg

1) a name for someone who forgets to do a myspace five at 8:26 pm with their friend.

2)or just a really weird nerdy person

"Man that guy is such a flargnarg!"
"I know! He really creeps me out."

by flargnarg creator :) March 2, 2010