Flattard

Somebody who believes in flat Earth.

Hey flattard, the Earth is round.

by WDPK 83.7 FM September 6, 2021

flagtard

A person most likely from Oklahoma who is dangerously obsessed with OU football. They are easily identified because they like to fly OU flags from their homes and SUV's. The flagtard may also have a large collection of other OU merchandise such as sweatshirts, hats, bumperstickers, and autographed footballs.

Carol had twenty three OU flags adorning her Cadillac Escalade which made her the ultimate flagtard.

by Gondargle December 24, 2003

Flustard/Flattard

(noun): when someone is acting like a complete idiot when they are flustered or flattered unexpectedly

Flustered+Retarded=Flustard

variation:

Flattered+Retarded=Flattard

Bob had no idea what to say when that girl complimented him, hes a complete flus-tard

Girl: I think your cute
Bob:...
Girl:whats wrong?
Bob: sorry im flustard/Flattard

by joey053 October 25, 2012

flatard

Whenever your friend is acting like a complete, and utter idiot.

You are such a flatard for singing the pokemon theme song in a chimp monk voice.

by turdmuffin#2 August 2, 2010

Flattard

An offensive name for a person who believes that the earth is flat

Person A: Person C is such a flattard! Did he not see on our last beach trip that the sun goes down the horizon?
Person B: Yeah! He told us that the sun and moon is always above flat earth but we can clearly see the sun and moon rise and set which means that earth is mot flat!

by Octoweed March 29, 2024