carry a fishtank

A polite term to excuse two people to go and privately have sex.

ex. Hey, do you want to go downstairs and help me carry a fishtank?

by letscarryit69 December 22, 2017

Fishtian

Anyone driving around with a Jesus Fish on their car.

Jesus Christ! That Fishtian almost ran me off the road!

by Arsenlael January 31, 2008

Social Fistancing

The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*

by Radiohunter March 9, 2021

fishtanking

When it is late at night (around 3am) and your intoxicants have worn off, and you are just a shell wandering or staring aimlessly at walls, like a fish in a tank. Also, to actually fishtank you cannot be aware you are doing it -- that would mean you're coherent.

"We have to get Kevin home -- he's totally fishtanking."

by djdiem March 3, 2009

Iowan Fishtail

When you are having unprotected vaginal sex from behind and when you pull out and climax, you take a couple steps back, then run up behind the female and slap her on the ass with your jizz covered penis.

Dude, this chick was soooo pissed when I gave her the Iowan Fishtail!

by FishAndSmitty May 18, 2011

Fishtangle

A two dementional shape composed of a sideways triangle and water droplet shape to form the simple outline of a fish.

"What did you learn in geometry today?"
"We learnt how many sides a fishtangle has."

by rhys rohypnol July 28, 2009

fishtalk

Fishtalk is a term frequently used by the participants of pokergames. When after a hand is played a player who didn't play the hand till the end says 'he would have had something way better than the winning hand if he had actually played it' we call this announcement 'fishtalk'.

In a No Limit Texas Hold'Em cashgame, Ambassador Dan holds King Seven of spades. The board shows a six, eight, nine, ten of spades and another unimportant card. This would give Ambassador Dan a straight flush, however he folded his hand preflop. Afterwards he announces to the table that he would have had a straight flush if he had played his King Seven of spades. Someone then tells him to stop the fishtalk.

by Herr Spud July 10, 2007