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Fisher-Priced

To be kicked out of your baby daddy's house carrying the baby, her carrier, and all of her toys because he doesn't understand how to be a man and deal with his incompetence.
When I told him that he needed to pay his child support on time, he Fisher-Priced me out the door.

He told me to get out and take the Weeble-Wobble castle with me. He Fisher-Priced me.
by shoeshopping January 24, 2007
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Fisherprice Fuckboi

The softest most generic virgin fuckboi.
*Everyone discussing climate change*
Dylan: yo I was with like 4 girls last night. They were all feelin me up and suckin on me... and all of that yeah.
Mr. Garvey: Dylan, you were at knitting circle with my auntie. Now, getchyo babyface 5 year old fisherprice fuckboi lookin ass out my classroom.
by Rasgettma November 20, 2019
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fisherprice manager

The application used to administer Microsoft SQL Server 2000.
Crappy fisherprice manager is fucking up my database again!
by S. Girard March 20, 2008
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fisherprice gangsta

Simalar to a gangsta, a Fisherprice gangsta believes that they are the shit and can overpower everybody. However, unlike the traditional gangsta a Fisherprice gangsta is a total moron who can not perform any of the tasks of a true gangsta. A Fisherprice gangsta is the synonym to a poser and the antonym of a true gangsta.
If you have ever seen the movie Malibu's Most Wanted, you've seen many Fisherprice gangstas.
by Paul9 July 18, 2007
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Fisherprice

Being under the age of sixteen and therefor illegal to have sex with
"Dude, that girl is so hot!"
"Yeah i know, but sorry mate she's fisherprice"
by MagicMushrooom September 23, 2009
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