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Planet Fitness

A sorry excuse for a gym where obese humans go for the first week of the new year to get a slice of pizza or a bagel. They call themselves the "judgement free zone" but if you lift more than 20 lbs you will be called a lunk and kicked out.
Guy 1: Hey bro do you have any recommendations for where I can get pizza?
Guy 2: Yeah, planet fitness has really good pizza.
by Nameeee January 14, 2018
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fitnessgram pacer test

A multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts out slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal (beep). A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound (ding). Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word "start." On your mark, get ready, start!
by Flyingpizza98 June 24, 2016
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fitness gram pacer test

that one test that your very evil gym teachers gives you that every single human hates, will probably make you (almost) pass out if youre trying youre best and youre just an unhealthy noodle

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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Gym Teacher: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is tomorrow, get ready
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by jayden.exe November 30, 2018
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Fitnessgram pacer test

*walks in to gym* *hears fitnessgram pacer test* *turns around and leaves*
by sexy.can.i August 25, 2017
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Literally just a gym class test where you run back and forth until you either flop over and die or fail two laps due to being too slow.
"Dude, did you hear about the guy who got a score of 80 on The FitnessGram Pacer Test?"
"What a fucking legend."
by Agnethie February 1, 2019
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the fitnessgram pacer test

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "

The fitnessgram pacer test is a popular meme often randomly copy-pasted. There is also an audio of a male reading the above text , which is used in video memes.
Person 1 on Instagram : "Omfg did you see Beyonce's new video? She has no caucasian dancers! Racist!"

Person 2 in comments :"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "
by ACNLshit May 24, 2016
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New Year's fitness plan

(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):

a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:

boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.

boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.

boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.

boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?

boy 1) yup just about right.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2012
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