first class ass

-The asshole of all assholes.

-An asshole who is more of an asshole than any other asshole you've ever met.

Greg: Hah! Remember that girl you were trying to ask out for the longest time? I fucked her last night.

Fred: Fuck you Greg! You're a first class ass, you know that!?

by Cloaked June 22, 2012

first class

Very Good, Fantastic, Awesome!

John: How are you? Nick: First Class
Eg. 2 : Nick: How was your last night with her? John: First Class

by First Class Boy December 18, 2015

First Class

A phrase to describe the best of the best.

You met Diddy at a cafe?! FIRST CLASS!

by Cwill92 January 3, 2020

I DIDNT GET FIRST CLASS THIS SUCKS

A everyday LeMonde flight on the discord and group wall.

I DIDNT GET FIRST CLASS THIS SUCKS.

by drxsyvibez March 4, 2021

Hop on First Class Trouble

Sexually assault a Chuck-e-Cheese animatronic.

Just hop on First Class Trouble already!

by judgement call April 27, 2022

First Class Postage

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.

Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.

by TK1986 June 24, 2011

First Class Fashionista

A website / blog uniquely designed for today's fashionista. It is described as a celebrity lifestyle, fashion and entertainment news discounted designer fashions online shopping site. Proudly, featured in Killerstartups and Startupmeme as the source to find out everything you need to know about celebrities and the latest fashion forecasts and hot trends. In addition, First Class Fashionista (FCF) is currently ranks #8 out of the top 100 entertainment sites listed on DMEGS-rank based on traffic referred to DMEGS.

First Class Fashionista or FCF is where you can get the latest entertainment news while you shop your favorite designer fashions and save up to 70%

by Lillian Pucci June 8, 2009