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firm evidence

1. Proof that an individual, group, or organization has performed some act. Something not to always be taken at face value.
2. The favorite excuse of the current administration for taking action, especially against others.
When Rice says firm evidence, people say "Haven't we heard this one before?"
by jesster79 March 1, 2005
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firsya

That fish that doesn't live in the sea
"Wow! You don't live in the sea Firsya!"
by tikus January 17, 2018
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Firmativity

(firm-a-tiv-ity)
: the level of firm; not weak; having a solid or compact structure
usually referenced to the firm level of a woman's ass or breasts.
One may judge the firmativity of an ass or breasts by firmly grabbing a palmful, then grasping and/or coressing the subjects goods, then judging by curves, proportion, and perkiness..will result in the determination of the Firmativity.
"So me and this girl were going at it and i reached down and grabbed her ass..i couldn't get over the firmativity of her ass..it was breathtaking."
by Kosmilly May 2, 2009
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Firm Torpedo

The best possible bowel movement one can have. The turd comes out with minimal effort, and is shaped like a torpedo which reduces the need for straining. It has a firm consistency which means it is not soft and runny, nor is it as hard as a rock. It is the type of bowel movement in which only two wipes are necessary. One to clean off residue (even though there isn't any), and another to double check and subsequently confirm ones amazement at how cleanly the turd came out.
I recently have started a high fiber diet. As a result, I have been pooping out firm torpedoes. I have saved a boatload of money on toilet paper.
by AdmiralFerguson November 25, 2009
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firm up

Horny slut to drunken bum: FIRM UP, DARLING
by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009
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furmy

a hickey on your butt cheek
Molly ate Nick's ass and gave him a furmy!
by lobstertesticles March 27, 2017
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Firm Titties

A more vulgar and rather extreme form of the common term "tough luck". The two are interchangable, as one may be used wherever the other can.
Boy: Oh no! I just got my report card in the mail and I have recieved all F's!

Dad: Firm titties, son. Firm titties.
by bl@de_catcher March 28, 2009
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