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circular firing squad 

People involved in an idea or policy that is obviously self-defeating to everyone else but them. Used to described some group that is so clueless that one could show them a diesel engine and ask them to find the spark plugs.
The entire Bush administration and all others who decided to invade Iraq.

Turkish Firing Squad 

A person inserts 1 to 2 large bags of jelly beans into their rectum before standing above a blind-folded, second person and shooting them in the chest .
Hey man, where's the bathroom ? I got a Turkish Firing Squad on deck!
Turkish Firing Squad by thekwafer December 25, 2010

British firing squad 

When several men line up shoulder to shoulder and time an ejaculation on a victim down range, similar to firing range executions from the 1700s. Related to the bukkake.
Paulo, Vertis, Brian and Christian gave the girl a British firing squad. It was gross.

British firing squad 

When a bunch of men line up shoulder to shoulder and time a massive ejaculation on a victim blindfolded some distance away. Named for the similarly to the firing squads used by the British in the late 1700s.
Paulo, Christian, Vertis and I decided to give some whore we found the British firing squad treatment.

Rusty Firing Squad 

There are a few ways to go about this, but the most efficient is to get directly behind your mate while executing the Rusty Chainsaw. Insert Anal Beads into your partner's stink hole. Place a blindfold over your eyes. Grab the end of the bead strand and pull outward fast in one quick motion. When last bead pops out, so too will a giant shit slug or greasy wet buckshot, which, based on good positioning, should hit you squarely in the chest. A real man takes it to the head.
Man, Rhonda got me good with a Rusty Firing Squad. I'm still picking peanuts out of my bellybutton.

CC firing squad 

People who in a figure of speech execute colleagues by sending an attacking email containing critique or feedback, whilst cc-ing as many (senior) colleagues as possible. By doing so, they lower a person's self-esteem, position in the team and try to be perceived as knowledgable/responsible.
"She sent me this email telling me she's afraid I'm not going to make a deadline and pointing out I forgot two small tasks. She even cc'd my team and team manager. She's definitely part of the cc firing squad."
CC firing squad by stevegek November 26, 2019