A Song of Ice and Fire

Greatest fantasy book series ever written by George R.R. Martin. Not a children's book series like Harry Potter or Eragon! The series has 4 books out now with one "soon" to come. Plus several more after that.
1. A Game of Thrones
2. A Clash of Kings
3. A Storm of Swords
4. A Feast for Crows

Person 1: I finally finished reading The Stand, what should I read now that can actually compete with it?

Person 2: A Song of Ice and Fire of course!!!

by Euron Greyjoy July 8, 2010

A Dong of Ice and Fire

When someone surreptitiously augments or replaces his roommates normal masturbatory lotion with IcyHot mentholated cream.

Eddard has been a wanker lately so I decided a Dong of Ice and Fire was in order; I went into his room and poured a bunch of IcyHot into the bottle of lotion in his nightstand.

by slapdickery August 1, 2011

A Song of Ice and Fire

Masturbating with IcyHot while playing the Game of Thrones soundtrack in the background.

My penis is alternately burning and freezing because I sang A Song of Ice and Fire last night.

by Rhaegar Martell February 1, 2014

A Song of Ice and Fire

"A Song of Ice and Fire" is the the theme music from "Game of Thrones'".

Matt, my roomie, always plays "A Song of Ice and Fire" when he want to put ice cubes up my boy-hole and suck him off -- I can't push them out until he has a throat-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

Ice and fire daughter for hire

When your boss pisses you off you fuck his daughter with icy hot on her assholeAnd hot sauce in her pussy and Cum on his toothbrush.

Dude my boss fired me.

Damn bro did you ice and fire Daughter for hire her?

Fuck yeah I did!

by Bddb June 20, 2020