finagled

drunk to the point of incoherence, slurring, stumbling, lack of depth perception, diminished sexual standards, nonexistent inhibitions, and possible acts of regurgitation, blacking out, and making bad decisions.
"Susie was finagled last night!"

"Jerome wasn't just trashed last night, he was finagled!"
"If I wasn't so finagled I wouldn't have fucked that fat chick."
"I'm so finagled im going to go streaking."
by apple_jaxxss December 18, 2009
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finagle

the act of rather light and casual touching/scratching of other man or woman's anus by gently placing one's finger under another person's anus and softly wiggling it around to give this miraculous sensation of about to be penetrated. The act of finagling or the very sensation one receives from the act do not always necessarily suggest one's homosexuality
1.Dude my ass hole still feels itchy from that last hxc finagle!
by Drakelloso November 12, 2009
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finagle

v. to look at somebody and desire them, to feel chemistry between oneself and another person and wish to act upon it
Yesterday I met this girl who I couldn't help but finagle.
by taylor January 05, 2005
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Finagle's Law

prov. The generalized or `folk' version of Murphy's Law, fully named "Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives" and usually rendered "Anything that can go wrong, will".

The label `Finagle's Law' was popularized by science fiction author Larry Niven in several stories depicting a frontier culture of asteroid miners; this `Belter' culture professed a religion and/or running joke involving the worship of the dread god Finagle and his mad prophet Murphy. Some technical and scientific cultures know it under the name Sod's Law; this usage may be more common in Great Britain.
Anything that can go wrong, will.
by Belatu July 26, 2004
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finagle a bagel

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.
Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible
by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015
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kegel finagle

When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex
"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."
by spinkle0711 March 09, 2014
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Finagle that Bagel

Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.
*wins match* YOOO gamers lets Finagle that Bagel brother.
by DaeBaeFay December 31, 2018
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