Fishmonger

a lesbian; especially one who tries to hoard all the pussy in town and refuses to share

Dude1 "So, did you nail those two sluts from sociology class"
Dude2 "Fuck that man. We got back their dorm, and it turned out that the red-head was a real fishmonger"

by moneymatty September 28, 2005

Fishmonger

Someone who works at a grocery store cutting up fish, and usually smells of fish

devon works at superstore, what a fishmonger

by kirks July 30, 2006

Fishmonger's mop bucket

Used to describe a particularly fishy cunt.

"I shagged a girl last night, her cunt smelled like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

"My wife's cunt smells like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

by The sting January 14, 2014

Feltchmonger

Person who puts gerbils in their ass; person who is into feltching

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Fishmonger

pimp

He smells like poon because he is a fishmonger.

by saitan August 22, 2003

Fishmonger

like a P.I.M.P, holla

Brian

by Greg October 28, 2003

Fishmongering

A type of trolling, often performed over IRC, that was created by Roman and the denizens of #Sanc. It is characterized by producing lulz and glory.

Person A: "Because I dont know about you, but I want to monger some fucking fish."

Person B: "That would be be fishmongering."

by JWolf July 1, 2012