figgingkiering

The act of shoving a marker or markers up the anus and/or vagina.

Did you see the video of Margaret figgingkiering? it was so hot.

by bigassbertha October 31, 2022

Dildo Faggins

A gay person but with more emphasis

bruh that kid is such a dildo faggins

by autismo1 August 19, 2020

classic figgis

A Classic Figgis is where you wake up to your genitals being stuck in the zipper of a sleeping bag.

We went camping last week! Last day, Joe woke to a Classic Figgis and it was epic.

by Fannybuster October 20, 2020

Dildo Faggins

Name of a famous hobbit-like creature who penned the booked "there and my backend again" also known as "Lord of the Cock Rings".

Dildo Faggins was very proud of his nephew Froho Faggins

by Elton's Johnson September 2, 2006

Figging

1) A sexual practice involving the insertion of a prepared "finger" of ginger root into the anus. This practice dates all the way back to the Victorian era.

2) The act of putting a shaved ginger root into the anus. It creates a burning sensation around the sphincter, and a cooling sensation at the same time.

I went to my local dominatrix and while she was tying me up she asked if I liked ass-play. I said, "Of Course!" so she suggested that we try Figging. I said, "Figging?" She explained to me, and I was hooked.

by dweezler November 12, 2010

Dildo Faggins

A raging homosexual who is under the height of 3ft. Usually cannot hold an erection unless they are in a room of at least 10 men.

Wow dude... You're freakin gay... And very short... You a regular Dildo Faggins!

by b-radicus February 27, 2009

figging

anal play involving ginger root

I really enjoy figging, said the blonde.

by Figman February 29, 2004