Fets

Fake pets. Usable for taking pictures with in order to post on your dating profiles. You don't own the animal, you just pose with it.

Brian walked his neighborhood in search for the stray cat to pose with for his tinder profile. He's seen different fets around the block but had to lure that perfect cat with tuna. He ate the tuna after and didnt' feed it.

by pikachu.pantie May 26, 2017

fet

A party, often specifically an EDM dance party where clothing is 75% coloured beads and 25% optional. From the French 'fête,' meaning 'celebration.'

"Remember those paint-speckled a-cups we were spottin at last week's fet? Yeah I never touched boobs either."

by mnich May 30, 2017

fet

A word to describe someone who is neither fit nor fat.

She's not hot. She's kinda fet, but not fat.

Ohmigod, I'm getting fet!

by kaina December 14, 2004

FETs

Fried Egg Tits

Tits that look more like two eggs, sunny side up (so to speak) than actual tits.

Do you remember the Tonya Harding video?

All I can remember are the FETs

by Jeff Lebowski June 9, 2004

fet

fatality erodes togetherness

Most of us hate going to funerals as they remind us that fet

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

fet

fraternity extending togetherness

Most people have good friends who are a fet

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

fets fan

An abbreviation for "fake mets fan" or "fake jets fan."
This term is usually used when a fan to either the mets or the jets does something un-fan-like such as not knowing a player, not knowing a team fact or missing a game, etc...

"Yoni, your such a fets fan. How could you have missed that game?"
"How do you not know who the running back is Elliot? Your such a fets fan."

by BKatz October 15, 2007