Back-Hand Fantail

Luxurious form of male masturbation.

Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.

Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.

Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.

Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.

Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.

Example 1
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?

Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.

Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.

Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?

Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.

Hayden: Living large!

by M Dogg Diggity April 28, 2009

fentant

The state of commiseration for the misfortune of others without assuming blame (apologizing)

Meant to be a substitute for "I'm sorry" at the plights of others.

Person A: My father recently passed away.

Person B: I'm fentant.

by Nat Arnold January 22, 2004

Fantail Liberty

The act of fooling yourself into thinking you've had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship.

Step 1 : At at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard.

Step 2 : Drag your dick across non-skid deck.

Step 3 : Bang your head against bulkhead until you pass out.

Step 4 : Wake up out of $100.00, sore dick, terrible headache, and you'll think you had a blast on liberty!

-Fantail Liberty

by BlackCancer October 23, 2009

fentard

Fentard - fat mental retard

You are a fentard

by Eat a duck March 23, 2016

Fentayoga

To be bend over by excessive use of Fentanyl. In some cases combination of crack and benzos. Therefore looking like doing a difficult yoga position.

Yo nigga, look at that geezer doin a fentayoga and shittin his pants.

by TheddyB October 31, 2023

Fontaine

The world's sexiest man. Can do lots of hot voice impressions and accents.

" have you heard of that Fontaine guy? "
" yeah, didn't he die? "

by leaanastasia October 14, 2018

Banging up fentanyl

It's dosed in micrograms so be weary morons looking to cop it and croak later

Banging up fentanyl isn't a smart idea on the streets nobody should have constant campaign ads for this bullshit cause

by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn May 18, 2023