February 17

February 17 is the day to beat up all gingers named landen.

Person 1“Hey what’s today?” Person 2 “ February 17,why?” Person 1 “let’s go get landen.”

by Gdhskan February 17, 2020

February 17

The day to jokingly ask out a short blonde girl

1: wanna go out?
2: Eww no
1: wooh I only asked cause it February 17

by Yellownote February 12, 2022

February 17

Girls can’t say no

February 17 girls can’t say no

by February 17 February 16, 2021

February 17

If your born on this day go fuck yourself in the ass. If your name is Joshua you were a mistake

Hey do you see that mistake over there.
Yeah he was probably born February 17th

by Gogo888 November 4, 2019

February 17

The ugliest people were born on this day

Friend: when is your birthday
You: February 17th
Friend: no wonder your ugly

by I’m very ugly I was born 2/17 November 3, 2019

February 17

National slap your gf day!

GF: Hi boyfriend!
BF: *slaps*
GF: What was that for!?
BF: It's February 17.

by sdeaf October 11, 2021

february 17

GIVE YOUR BISEXUAL FRIEND A GIFT NO MATTER WHAT THE GIFT IS IT CAN BE CLOTHES FOOD TOYS ANYTHING AND THE SIZE SMALL BIG HUGE MEDIUM TINY
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FEBRUARY 17 MEANS GIVE YOUR BISEXUAL FRIEND A GIFT

by Monkey_Me February 15, 2020