When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.
"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."
by FireMannyActa September 5, 2009
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synonym: I-wish
synonym: I-wish
by Anon April 16, 2005
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The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.
Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.
by April S. November 6, 2008
Get the Faux Pod mug.1. verb. to fart under embarrassing conditions.
2. verb. to release a fart that has an incredible stench. (literally a false poop.)
2. verb. to release a fart that has an incredible stench. (literally a false poop.)
by Scubadubadog January 13, 2008
Get the faux-pood mug.an embarrassingly tactless person who acts and speaks as though they are significantly more high-class than they really are.
"Simon speaks so eloquently and with such great articulation. He wears those weird shirts with elbow patches, too... He seems to be really posh."
"Simon? Posh? Ha! No... He grew up just as poor as we did. He just became faux posh when he got the gig on that YouTube channel."
"Simon? Posh? Ha! No... He grew up just as poor as we did. He just became faux posh when he got the gig on that YouTube channel."
by Bouzsi December 15, 2018
Get the faux posh mug.The faux pas that is pretending to be wealthier than one truly is, usually accompanied by or in poor taste.
Los Angeles "influencers" living in a three-bedroom flat with four roommates, wearing Gucci and Balenciaga to go out on Saturday night is positively faux posh.
by gkehck November 17, 2020
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Middle classes feigning poverty despite large ammounts of reserve cash i.e. ISA's, stocks and/or bonds in the vain attempt to follow a perceived fashion in poverty caused by the recent credit crunch.
Conspicuous consumption whilst pleading poverty.
Using the recent credit crunch as an excuse for not donating to charity or buying from doorstep salespeople.
Dining at "lesser" resteraunts proclaiming loudly how much you can only afford the cheaper menu items and how you won't be ordering a starter.
Middle classes feigning poverty despite large ammounts of reserve cash i.e. ISA's, stocks and/or bonds in the vain attempt to follow a perceived fashion in poverty caused by the recent credit crunch.
Conspicuous consumption whilst pleading poverty.
Using the recent credit crunch as an excuse for not donating to charity or buying from doorstep salespeople.
Dining at "lesser" resteraunts proclaiming loudly how much you can only afford the cheaper menu items and how you won't be ordering a starter.
Typical faux-poor conversation
Waiter: "That will be a total of £240.73 for a meal for two sir, would you like like to a gratuity to your American Express Platinum Card?"
Faux-Poor reply: "...no I would not like to add a service tip to my credit card! can't you see I'm broke?"
Waiter: "That will be a total of £240.73 for a meal for two sir, would you like like to a gratuity to your American Express Platinum Card?"
Faux-Poor reply: "...no I would not like to add a service tip to my credit card! can't you see I'm broke?"
by mickee1473 April 27, 2009
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