Mattycakes

1. A term of endearment for people named 'Matthew'.
2. Men who appear strong and athletic, but to everyone's disappointment are actually pansies.

I used to think Lance was a hunk, but every since he ran screaming from that spider I've known he's just a Mattycakes.

by The Gifted. February 5, 2010

fartcake

A cake that has been farted on by a woman for obtaining sexual pleasure

Amie lowered her butt towards the cake, positioned her anus in front of the cake, and produced this delicious fartcake

by Danielle V October 20, 2008

fartcake

A cake that has been farted on by a woman

This is a fartcake: Norah just farted on this cake

by Danielle V October 20, 2008

Fattyeater

A very large fat person at the top of the food chain and hierarchy. They need to eat a lot of food, so they tend to eat other fat people so they can live. They are very dangerous, they can be found at walmart, water parks, public shower rooms and mcdonalds. They fight for food, and usually the winner eats the loser. Fateaters can be up to 8 feet tall and are at least 500 pounds, we do not yet know their maximum weight. They can attack by crushing others with their weight, they also bite, and some can swallow you whole.

Oh shit dude thats a big Fattyeater!
There's another one!
Shit, they are fighting, that one just swallowed the other one whole!
The Fattyeater really is a dangerous species.
Ah shit it saw us!
Run!
It's rolling!
It's catching up!
Ahhhh! It's eating me!
Rip bob

by fattyeater August 20, 2018

sunshine lollipop fairycake

omg... my smithyboi.. he is a pogchamp
the greatest person on the planet
sometimes a bit strange( if ya know what i mean) ;)

He is a sunshine lollipop fairycake....so fit

by pog... June 10, 2021

Pattycakes

A woman whom defies all wonder. Spacey, but unique. A woman who loves cakes and pies. A woman who loves life, and has an outstanding notion to live. A woman who wishes to live atop the hill striving to live the good life.

Pattycakes is spacey today!

Someday, Pattycakes will live atop the hill.

We love Pattycakes!

by skijumper711 March 3, 2008

fattycakes

a word which i pulled from teen girl squad which is a name for some fat person. i call my friends fattycakes all the time. as im sure you would too, they love it.

amy - hey there my friend. and by my friend i mean fattycakes.
amy's friend - hey amy. man, i love being called fattycakes more than life itself.

by amy pettifer March 22, 2005