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Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.
Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''
by tirtle June 11, 2018
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canadian fat bastard

Someone who leaves America for Canada after the elections.
1: Look at that Canadian fat bastard, Aiden. Abandoning America.
by Americans November 14, 2016
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Fat Bastard

is a fictional character in the second and third films of the Austin Powers series. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to destroy Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers.
His extreme size and weight (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in the third movie.
Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that culminate in flatulence, his vulgar, crude manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and midgets, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, he boasts that he once ate a baby, and tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me. He also has the same Scottish accent as Shrek (also voiced by Myers), whose movie was released in 2001, two years after The Spy Who Shagged Me (and a year before Goldmember in 2002).
P1: you fat bastard.
P2: takes is profile off crying
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 10, 2019
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Biggest Scotish Fat Bastard

A man who sells things he doesnt understand but is still fucking good at it. He's a fat bastard. A scot living and working with dutch men. He visited an AWB rally resently and enjoy tossing off into socks
by JohnHunter007 July 2, 2009
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fat baster

the word to try to upset fat people which don't
by waylonbrowning November 28, 2003
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Fat bastard

The perfect detention is Refaz The Fat bitch, Fat bastard ( A person who eats whatever Is known to exist
Refaz the Fat bastard ate ma sister
by Hussein23786 May 28, 2018
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