One that has an addiction withdrawing abnormally girthy veiny dripping hairy voluptuous succulent ribbed and slippery penises.

Most people have told him to go get help but he won't. He has been kicked out of multiple facilities for drawing massive penises or chodes.

This man can't be stopped. He's going to make millions. He is a fartist.

Fartist by Jizz jiggler March 27, 2026

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martial fartist

Someone who purposely uses their farts to annoy someone else.

JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!

martial fartist by NE1 May 25, 2006

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Escape Fartist

The person who lets a little one go and acts as if it never happened, as if it was just a gust of wind.

I was at the salon getting a massage with a girlfriend of mine and she was the typical escape fartist, letting little ones go as if it was the massage table moving.

Escape Fartist by thats gross March 13, 2009

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Con Fartist

The act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.

Ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge ass fart in the fucker's face.

person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."

person 2: "No problem, amigo."

person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)

person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.

Con Fartist by El Kento March 20, 2011

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