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ah cant wait to get some good fapping
fapping by Abanded April 2, 2022
Another way to say you or someone else is not sleeping
Listen bro I know I should be asleep…I was just busy fapping’
Fapping by CoqItcher July 21, 2022
Fapping is 2 words combined.

Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping
*2 people in an argument*

person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!

person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...
Fapping by lismsosa December 6, 2023

fapping fuel 

Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.
Keith: "So, I was looking at my girlfriend's magazines while I was taking a shit and I just couldn't stop myself from stroking my cock to the sexy cover of some model in her underwear. "
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."

Fapping Station 

Slang term for any computer, especially if it accesses the Internet and is used to download porn.
Fapping Station by RTM 1963 July 22, 2014

Fapping in the dog water 

This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.
Me: *shoots Teddy bear*

Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.

Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD

Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS

Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu