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johnson family jewels 

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick
"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

The Family Jewels 

Black lipstick, black dress, yep. This is The Family Jewels era.
The Family Jewels by unicornbae September 8, 2016

Polishing the family's jewels 

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".
Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

Family Jewls 

Basicaly a blokes Bollocks, Handed down through the family, thas where it gets its name from
'Dude i just got kicked in the Family Jewls' '*Cringes*Ow that must of hurt'
Family Jewls by JBW April 20, 2006