megan fairchild

Undateable.

Megan Fairchild is undateable

by Lovehandle13478 June 14, 2016

Miles Fairchild

Daddy

Joe goldberg: who's miles Fairchild?
Eddie kaspbrak: daddy

by YesWeArentReal November 25, 2021

Dirty Fairchild

When you get laid off from your job so you go to the drag bar to blow off some steam by getting some gay love.

Man, JB lost his job and was caught doing a dirty Fairchild at a club called PLAY

by Bigmeanween February 17, 2024

Dirty Fairchild

When you get laid off and spend your money at gay bars

Man, did you hear about JB?
Yeah, I heard he pulled a dirty Fairchild last week.

by Bigmeanween February 23, 2024

Failcid

A flaccid fail, short and sweet.

Erectile Dysfunction

Travis Routzahn = Failcid

by Schnalex November 27, 2010

Failchad

When a man attempts being a Chad and trying to prove that they are such, but fails at doing so. They only make themselves seem like an asshole and piece of shit in the process. Similar to a Beta Male.

SomeGuy: Hey did you see Billy the other day?
SomeMan: Yeah, he was being a Failchad because he followed Andrew Tate’s advice right?
SomeGuy: Yup, trying to act all Alpha and Chad, but he was just a massive asshole
SomeMan: An Asshole can only teach others how to be an Asshole.

by THATRANDOMIMPERIAL August 4, 2022