Fatkin's Diet

Nickname for the Atkin's diet, a diet based upon eating large amounts of meat and disgusting fat, but not being able to eat rice or bread. People who are on this diet are probably going to die of heart failure later in their lives.

Linda: I'm such a pig- I had a piece of bread yesterday. That's it no more carbs...let's go eat a pound of bacon now.
Jesse: Dude, Fatkin's sucks.

by Vick February 10, 2005

Fatkins Diet

A weight loss plan for the female morbidly obese in which the participant becomes pregnant and loses the pounds since she is now eating an exorbitant amount for two instead of one. Then at the end of 9 months, the participant tops it off by "birthing away" any remaining undesirable weight.

Did you hear about Jennifer? She was on that show I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant because she was so fat she didn't notice there was a baby in her. Ironically, she ended up losing a lot of weight.
Ah yes, the ol' Fatkins Diet

by Fatropolis May 10, 2011

Factinion

Factinion is a blend of "fact" and "opinion". If everyone believes it to be true than it MUST be a fact.

Mike: Dude, everyone wants to bone your mom.
Ryan: No, that's a lie.
Mike: No, it's a factinion.

by madisonbonner November 14, 2010

fatkins diet

atkins with carbs, in other words, the diet most all of us are on all the time.

She's way too skinny - she should try the Fatkins Diet.

by Ron Rabie May 14, 2008

facking

A replacement for the word 'fucking' used in on the internet and in chatrooms, usually to avoid trouble from an admin or moderator.

You are such a facking moron

by Brodi December 18, 2005

facking

fucking in a strange place and/or position.

They were facking all night long

by meme December 6, 2003

Facking (sport)

An ellision of "feet" and "attack." A sport where to competitors put their hands behind their backs and kick at each other below the waste. Different variations include:

Last Man Standing: The two fackers kick at each other until one facker can no longer stand. The last facker still able to stand wins.

Classic: Fack in rounds, sort of like boxing.

Fackarate: Kicking your opponent in different places scores different amounts of points. The facker with the most points at the end of the round wins the round. Best of 5 rounds.

Facking (sport)

In order to fack, you must have strong legs, ability to withstand pain, and, most importantly, a ferocious kick.

by Fackmaster Meehan November 14, 2011